best Kamala Harris jokes online

Kamala’s debate style? Speak until the opponent concedes.

Kamala Harris was asked for her opinion; she gave a dissertation.

Kamala doesn’t need a stage; she turns every room into one.

Kamala Harris’s favorite word? “Furthermore...”

Kamala doesn’t just debate; she monologues.

Kamala’s campaign staff’s least favorite phrase: “And another thing...”

Kamala’s speeches come with a table of contents.

Kamala Harris once talked so long, even the cameras fell asleep.

Kamala doesn’t need to catch her breath; she just keeps talking.

Kamala Harris doesn’t just make a point; she underlines it, highlights it, and repeats it.

Kamala’s debate strategy? Outlast and out-talk.

Kamala Harris doesn’t need a timer; she talks until she’s done.

Kamala’s campaign events have no end time—they just fade out.

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Kamala’s debate style? Speak until the opponent concedes.

Kamala Harris was asked for her opinion; she gave a dissertation.

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Kamala doesn’t need a stage; she turns every room into one.

Kamala Harris’s favorite word? “Furthermore...”

Kamala doesn’t just debate; she monologues.

Kamala’s campaign staff’s least favorite phrase: “And another thing...”

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